The Beautification of Ugly pt. 3

From a young age, Zachreef Puntel had always been fond of teeth. His first entrepenurial venture involved stealing x ray photographs of teeth and arranging the small pictures into massive collages made to look like larger teeth. The museum holding his work, however, was ransacked after a vicious group of protesters protesting protesting protested an exhibit protesting the pasts of protested protesters. All of the remaining records containg the life and work of Zachreef perished in a fire set by protesting arsonists who followed the intitial wave of protesters. Only this picture remains. 

Halga Oorft was voted most beautiful by one voter during the Abkhazia Not For Ugly voting parade that took place just ten minutes ago down Abkhazia's most prominent street, the Huft Unt Paved Way. The suspect who voted for Halga eluded pursuing journalists, but left behind a handkerchief with an emblem containing the letters Sm. Mr.

This young brother and sister pair come from the most obscure outskirts of Manhattan Isla. On certain days, they spend up to 12 hours working different hair products into their scalps in order to impress two employees working at the nearby Turnip's Shopping Complex. What they realized was it was really just one employee posing as two different people. After this trauma inducing experience, the siblings have gone recluse in a tower located in the heart of the woods.

The Beautification of Ugly pt. 2

Uriel Bakvagook was a fine man. He dedicated most of his time to the maintanance of 13 strands of hair, the last remaining folicles after a prank spider put in his tea had brought him to such an upset state that, in an attempt to put his hat on to leave the vicinity of his prankers, he angrily poured hot water all over his head by mistake.

 This is Smithen Mrooler. In this surprise snapshot, the subject was asked to make his face look like a toilet. The debate over whether this is the best human facial representation of a toilet continues to this day, but it is unaminous among the dwarf-folk of Ar Gwarad Bihan that Smithen is the most handsome dice inspector out of Abkhazia.

Beulah Barnshit (pronounced BAHN-SHEED) was the most feared school teacher of the late 17th century to the late 19th century before ultimately retiring to a lonely cottage in Milton. After a five year hiatus, Beulah is back on the scene as an odor tester for Milton's Artificial Mold and Mildew R&D facility. She chose what is considered to be today's worst smelling and dangerous jobs. When asked why, Ms. Barnshit responded "Nothing is worse than the smell of those horrible school children!"

The Beautification of Ugly

Here is Edna Fulch. This photo was snapped seconds after the completion of her four hundredth pork bean casserole. Her face has not changed since. The dress she is wearing was purchased at Walton's Fine Potato Sack Rags in San Diego. The store now features a plastic walkway.

This is a rare smile from Ganga Frill captured by a photographer who is no longer with us. After years of forced weight management, Ganga finally let go of the strict diet plan that kept her within the bounds of England's legal consumption limitations. She now works for the Museum of Historical Nuisances in Aigburth.  

This startling image of Eustace Jois Pankie was taken in the midst of his final defaction after three years of compacting and storing processed food product in his intestines and fatty corpuscles. The food product was proudly sponsored by Mulch&Gorbain healthy food alternatives who are now a scrap cartilage company after a lawsuit left them in financial ruin.